I got my hair cut yesterday
it only took 30 minutes for straight people to sit in every seat except for the one directly next to me. Then as I left everyone was looking and i was like “why you lookin bitter? I be lookin better.” But then I was like “oh my rootbeer tho, scue me,” and left. 

I got my hair cut yesterday

it only took 30 minutes for straight people to sit in every seat except for the one directly next to me. Then as I left everyone was looking and i was like “why you lookin bitter? I be lookin better.” But then I was like “oh my rootbeer tho, scue me,” and left. 

requested four days off from work to make new work and music. Maybe this is something I could do bi-monthly.

Going to spend that time making a fake gravestone for myself. It’s going to include a motion sensor in it so when you walk up to it it triggers a laugh track.